don't panic!

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

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Adorable Polar Bear Plays in Flower Fields

Canadian photographer Dennis Fast took advantage of his stay at the Canadian lodge Churchill Wild in Manitoba to capture this rare sight. Popularly known for its proximity to polar bears, Fast took snapshots of an adorable polar bear playing among the fireweed field. The bear is seen rolling among the lush field, as well as eating some of the stunning plants.

Polar bears are known to be one his favorite subjects, which he captures on ground level, unlike other photographers.His main objective as an artist is to capture wildlife sceneries and adventures, which are rarely experienced by others. 

How. How???? Could you leave out the best one?!?!?

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Us humans are always close to destruction.

I mean, how would you know you were alive unless you knew you could die?

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peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

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richard -> dick so obviously we should start the charles -> cock process

how the fuck do you get cock from charles

you ask him nicely

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield (1957)
Julia Bowen and Sofia Vergara (2014)
Maude Apatow and Sydney Sweeney (2021)

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Hey, yo, keep doing your thing, man.
All right? You one of the last real rappers.

Atlanta | S01E02 “Streets on Lock”

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there need to be more fucked up miserable emojis none of the crying emojis express what im trying to express

i dont feel 😢😭😞😟😥 i feel

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Anonymous asked:

Are you woman or not woman?

swarnpert:

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Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

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It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

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Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

1 month remains

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